When there's a will, I want to be in it.(me not you)
He who laughs last didn't get it.(that’s exactly what I think)
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.(so use it when your world's falling apart)
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.(ouch)
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?(ask the guys that)
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.(don't even bother purchasing the memory card)
There are three sides of an argument -- your side, my side and the right side.( I personally think it’s only her side)
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.(am i?)
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?(have you tried it?)
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