21- FUNNY quotes

When there's a will, I want to be in it.(me not you)
He who laughs last didn't get it.(that’s exactly what I think)
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.(so use it when your world's falling apart)
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.(ouch)
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?(ask the guys that)
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.(don't even bother purchasing the memory card)
There are three sides of an argument -- your side, my side and the right side.( I personally think it’s only her side)
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.(am i?)
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?(have you tried it?)

20

If you have face a lot of troubles or hardships in your life path, don't worry......there will be always light and hope and guidance waiting for you just like the pic above. So many leaves, branches blocking the view(way) but we can still see the moonlight(hope, guidance) waiting for us in front. They will not leave us until we leave them. We need to work harder and strive for it.
Nothing is impossible. Believe in yourself. Go for it. You will find the way.
Never give up, never use a short cut to achieve/get something.
Work for it. Things do not come to us easily.

19 - X Japan - Without You

Listen to this.....I feel that it is very nice.....Leave some comment after you've listened to it....
Maybe some of you don't like the vocalist (Toshi)'s voice ...but try toenjoy the music....